shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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