talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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