My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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