Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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