guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
did you just send me my own nude
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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