Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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