She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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