No more Irish car bombs ever.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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