So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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