I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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