Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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