whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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