Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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