she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
His nipple licking is glorious
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