what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
