We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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