Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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