She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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