WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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