Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize