are you still at the devil's house?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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