I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize
