this boner is exhausting
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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