i'm lost and i look like a hooker
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
