similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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