mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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