You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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