Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The adults are the big ones right?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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