In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
