I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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