I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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