I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Pants are for mortals
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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