Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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