"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??