I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.