i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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