When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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