You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i will never coherently bang her
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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