I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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