I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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