Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
only if we run a train.
done.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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