i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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