who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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