alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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