the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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