Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So. Much. Porn.
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