I need to stop coming to work sober
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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