is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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