My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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