You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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