I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
sex in a hospital.. check
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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