Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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