He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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