WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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