There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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