WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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