I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wear drunk well.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
